Keep the actors out of the audience, God.

Hi... I'm Jake.
I love theater, waffles, and people who love me back.
I hate intolerance, stupid people, and people who hate me first.

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  3. fiercefabulousflawless:

    What a bunch of lovable goofs. :)

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    soonish:

    Jesse Tyler Ferguson | “I’m Not That Smart”
    From The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee

    Also, meet Leaf Coneybear.

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    thestepsofthepalace:

    Patti Murin’s brief closing performance speech at Lysistrata Jones today.

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    sweetupndown:

    you thought I didn’t really notice. But I did. I wanted to high-five you.


    Yesterday I had a pair of brothers in my store. One was maybe between 15-17. He was a wrestler at the local high school. Kind of tall, stocky and handsome. He had a younger brother, who was maybe about…

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